About
My name is Greta Perry and I am a (hahem) 40yo mother of 3 and wife of a soldier who retired in 2006. We “chose” to move to Mandeville, Louisiana in January of 2007 and are thrilled with our new home and state where we plan to grow roots and blossom.
Bio: born and raised in MA (Randolph to be exact) until I graduated High School. Ventured far enough away (4 plus hours) to spend 4 years at the University of Maine. I was a pre-med major, who switched over to PE and Athletic Training. I had to take a semester off for back surgery and spent 4 months in a body cast at the age of 21. I was the first & last student trainer for the football team (I gave my boss gray hairs). I somehow completed the 4 years as a PE major without being able to enjoy all the intensive physical classes. Graduated in 90.
Next I applied to every Graduate school for Athletic Training programs - I think 11 and got in 10. University of Florida offered me a full-ride to work as a trainer and go to classes. After 1 year of working slave labor and traveling with the women’s volleyball team with all the perks DIV 1 had to offer, I begged recreational sports to transfer my scholarship to them and in exchange I would offer them 2 years of work. Phew - released from 100 hours a week to only 20 for the same scholarship. I worked with lacrosse, rugby, flag football, frat sports, every rec sport imaginable and had a blast!
I completed my Masters in Exercise Science and decided to get my teaching certificate too. My last semester I did my student teaching, my scholarship job & finished up my class work. I had a good chance of being picked up for a staff position and then…. I met my now husband of 13 years (& he grew up 40 minutes from me in MA). He played Rugby & I was the trainer - such a romance filled with Mad Dog, scrums & athletic tape. He had already been in the military his whole (adult) life and was sent to grad school for 18 months so he could get his masters and experience real college life (he went to West Point undergrad- he had fun at UF). I took a huge gamble, turned down any post-grad opportunities and followed him in his military uniform to California, Sacramento to be exact. I was a trainer for a high school there and taught a full semester. We were married and child #1 was on the way.
From there we started our whirlwind tour of the US - Patrick AFB in Florida (child #1 & 2 were born there), Ft. Leavenworth in KS, FT Hood in Texas, Fort Bliss in El Paso Texas (adopted child #3 there), Army Corps in Tulsa Oklahoma and now we live in Louisiana.
Hubby and I are both Yankees by birth, but Louisianans by choice. With kids now being 12 (almost), 10 & 7 and me 40 & hubby working his “retirement career,” it was time for me to do something besides tend the fort. I have been a blogger for 3 plus years now and NOLA.com seemed like an obvious place to start. Then I answered a Craigslist ad and started freelance writing for Inside Northside magazine. I developed a latex allergy in 98 when my #2 son was hospitalized several times with stomach problems. No more athletic training for this camper. PE - well - I could do it, but still so much latex around.
I am writing this in November of 2007 and to date I am juggling: freelance blogging, freelance writing, all my blogs, editor for Louisiana Blognetnews, started a professional organizing business with my friend & am running the website for Soldiers’ Angels, my favorite charity in the world.
I have no idea what I will be doing at this time next year - but you can be guaranteed you will be getting my 2 cents and warped view of my life one way or the other! I am here to stay Louisiana and glad to know you!
Other places to find Greta & her writing
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Hooah Wife & friends a military related blog I have run for 3 plus years. Over time it has become one of the most eclectic group blogs in the blogosphere. It is strong for its’ consistency and staying power. It is also the home of Wednesday Hero!
NOLA.commy $200 a month paycheck and a way to sound important about blogging (hehe)
Inside Northside Magazine I got this job through Craigslist and have been a freelance contributor for them all year. I am fortunate to have been welcomed into this fabulous family of the premier magazine on the Northshore.
Soldiers Angels LA This is the website I run for the state of Louisiana. We are by no means separate from the main site or organization. This site is here to spread information and needs for Angels and soldiers within the state. More angels are always needed!
The Cotillion This is a group I was invited into almost a year ago. We are a very powerful group of Conservative women bloggers. These are some of my dearest friends in the world today and people who I would gladly donate a kidney to if asked! An honor and a blessing to be part of this tiara wearing group of real women!
Louisiana Conservative Owner Jeff Blanco welcomed me to Louisiana and asked me to contribute when I arrived in Jan of 2007. At that time I wanted to keep LA politics out of Kiss My Gumbo and wanted to gain a reputation (good or bad) as a local blogger. Now that I have been blogging at Kiss My Gumbo & NOLA.com for some time - I have decided this is a healthy outlet for me to put my 2 cents in about Louisiana politics.
This Mess is a House You don’t think I could do all this writing if I wasn’t somewhat organized -no way. Myself & my Partner Leaf, have formed an LLC for our professional organizing business. Since Leaf & I wear multiple hats and need to meet the school bus every day at 4:00 - we try and work about 2 jobs a week. We are good, reliable and everything is confidential. And hey- if I could - I would hire us!
Milblog ArticleThis is an article I am very proud of!
Soldiers’ Angels ArticleA handy summary I wrote about Soldier’s Angels
UPDATE: April 19th is the premier of the Kiss My Gumbo radio show on WIST AM 690 at 3:00. I asked - they said yes. Who knows what this will lead to!



Greta, you are an amazing women! I just read your bio,
and I am out of breath. Three children, a husband, and how many jobs and irons in the fire…..MY GOD WOMAN…..when do you eat, sleep, bathe, dress, and…
well; (you know what I mean……………………………………..)!!!
Let me now apologize, and Thank You. I was tickled at the blog on your site about our recent wedding, I consider it a gift from you, and it certainly was one we will keep as a great memory. I am sorry for the late response, but I have’nt mastered the art of the “Greta-Juggle”. We do thank you and hubby for making it that night, we had the best wedding I could have imagined, with all our family, friends, & co-workers there to share in our happiness.
Maybe we can meet again sometime, we do love to go to the New City Grille, and Roy is a very entertaining bartender.
Thanks again amazing women……..
Mary Kathryn Elmer & (Barry White)
P.S. Ronnie says Brett has a good arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!