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Jindal won (no run-off, no more political commercials), LSU won, Saints won…what more could you want on your Monday than to talk about boobs? Now you may be asking yourself, why would a mom who can waaaay pass the pencil test and even hold a chair under her post-children breastesses (my husband is now hoping his co-workers skip reading today-lol-duck honey), possibly want to talk about the golden prize of every woman who every saw Barbie nude as a child? Well, of course, I want to talk about boobs because I spent my Sunday at the Audobon Zoo – D’UH. Hubby and #1 son attended the Saints game with the tickets I won while I took the other 2 kiddos and a friend’s kid to the zoo to see the ANIMALS!!!

Yep, purpose of the zoo – seeing animals, learning about nature, spending quality time with children and not looking at tons of CLEAVAGE! I am so waiting for fake breasts to go out of style – they are so tacky sometimes. I mean, if you got it flaunt it I guess, but for the sake of public decency – there is a time and place for everything. I had on shorts, a t-shirt and TEVA sandals – practical zoo attire! Going out to dinner with companion – cleavage fine. Volunteering for the PTA not….get it? Seriously, I looked at half of the women there with rotting teeth, muffin tops, children in need of new shoes while sporting a boob job! Hello…take the $5,000 or so and think of what else you could do for yourself or your kids? And don’t even get me going on the women who wear 5″ stilletos to the zoo – what is up with that?

I have NO PROBLEM with wanting to look your best – but priorities people!!! GRRRRR! I know, this is not my usual type of post – but 4 hours watching boobs made me nuts! Boobs aside, we had a fabulous day at the zoo. During a home Saints game is the perfect time to go – unless you want to watch a bunch of cleavage go by (hehehehe)!

Muffin top from the Urban Dictionary: The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top. That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.

Update: more cleavage – UGH!!!
(cross-posted at NOLA.com)

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3 Responses to “Let’s talk boobs”


  • Sorry, Brett, but I happened to visit KMG this morning – I needed a pick-me-up as I didn’t get coffee, and there it was! I am, like you Greta, not a fan of boob jobs, even though I’m otherwise a normal male. I like things to be natural. I have a hard time understanding how a woman can be so insecure as to think that she needs to be artificially (obviously) enhanced unless she needs reconstructive surgery for other reasons. My nephew married a very cute girl about a year ago, with a great figure for her petite frame, and shortly after their wedding, she (with absolutely no encouragement from him) insisted she needed a boob job, and paid for it herself. Now she looks like she’ll fall over at any second (she also wears really high heels), and they’re already divorced. Maybe you saw her at the zoo…..


  • I think I did Gasper!


  • Having had a constantly increasing boobs fetish since I was breast-fed over 74 years ago the mere mention of boobs causes me to drool all down the front of my chest, so would you be so kind as to send me driving directions from Wetumpka, AL to this zoo before my eyesight fails? :-)

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