Dear Little Hoodlums, I was thrilled to be asleep at 10:30 on Friday night- I’m a real party animal these days. Go on, laugh at me for being so lame. When you decided to to wake me from my sleep by playing “Ding Dong Ditch” or “Ring and Run” I laughed the first time. After …
Every day with Alzheimer’s and Dad is a new adventure – a non-stop rollercoaster of emotional highs and lows – often in a short period of time. Humor is one of the best ways for my family (and I believe any caregiver in this situation) to deal with this horrible disease that makes a person …
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I’ve (@kissmygumbo) been disciplining myself to write “big girl” posts each Monday and this week it is FAIL! Instead of this being some post worthy of publication, you get more of my useless drivel. You see, Monday has become a big traffic day on Kiss My Gumbo, because I launched this Twitter hashtag craze #Militarymon …
Not making fun of dementia or Alzheimer’s. In fact, I’m dealing with dementia with my father (it sucks). Anyhoo, if I were a politician, I would automatically claim to be taking Aricept for memory problems. In fact, I would demand the prescribed it to me in case….well…in case a problem ever arises. If I were …
Any woman that wants to go into some type of immediate depression – need only to head to try on bathing suits for the season. If you aren’t stressed out about bathing suits – then I hate you (just kidding – good for you). Well, I’ve tried on quite a few this year already and …
Princess Whinalot: Can I have a hamster for my birthday in September? Me: No PW: Well then I’ll ask Santa for a hamster? Me: He’ll have to ask my permission first and I’ll say no. PW: If I get enough money for Christmas & Hannukah, I am going to buy my own hamster. Me: I …
Whoever introduced science fair projects to children before they enter high school – probably never had children!!! Kind of like those people who gave me dirty looks at Disney World for having my kids on a leash (oh I would never do that to my kid you evil parent – just you wait until you …
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he …
I’m a dork – I know. Some stuff never gets old! ***Simon Sez Santa (kick Rudolph & light the tree on fire are family favorites) ***Shake the people in the snow globe ***Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
I don’t care who you support – this Howard Stern skit is funny. Yes, it would even be funny if it were reversed. How Sal did this and kept a straight face is beyond me. Safe for work but spit out your coffee first. h/t Neal Boortz
Someone in Madisonville has a great sense of humor.