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The F & AssMobile

Dear Little Hoodlums, I was thrilled to be asleep at 10:30 on Friday night- I’m a real party animal these days. Go on, laugh at me for being so lame. When you decided to to wake me from my sleep by playing “Ding Dong Ditch” or “Ring and Run” I laughed the first time. After […]

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You Just Have to Laugh!

Every day with Alzheimer’s and Dad is a new adventure – a non-stop rollercoaster of emotional highs and lows – often in a short period of time. Humor is one of the best ways for my family (and I believe any caregiver in this situation) to deal with this horrible disease that makes a person […]

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Twitter vs. Alcohol

I’ve (@kissmygumbo) been disciplining myself to write “big girl” posts each Monday and this week it is FAIL! Instead of this being some post worthy of publication, you get more of my useless drivel. You see, Monday has become a big traffic day on Kiss My Gumbo, because I launched this Twitter hashtag craze #Militarymon […]

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Bathing Suit Season – UGH!!!

Any woman that wants to go into some type of immediate depression – need only to head to try on bathing suits for the season. If you aren’t stressed out about bathing suits – then I hate you (just kidding – good for you). Well, I’ve tried on quite a few this year already and […]

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I want a hamster

Princess Whinalot: Can I have a hamster for my birthday in September? Me: No PW: Well then I’ll ask Santa for a hamster? Me: He’ll have to ask my permission first and I’ll say no. PW: If I get enough money for Christmas & Hannukah, I am going to buy my own hamster. Me: I […]

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Science Fair Hell!!!

Whoever introduced science fair projects to children before they enter high school – probably never had children!!! Kind of like those people who gave me dirty looks at Disney World for having my kids on a leash (oh I would never do that to my kid you evil parent – just you wait until you […]

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A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he […]

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Today’s Political Humor

I don’t care who you support – this Howard Stern skit is funny. Yes, it would even be funny if it were reversed. How Sal did this and kept a straight face is beyond me. Safe for work but spit out your coffee first. h/t Neal Boortz

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